"There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything" - Luna Adriana (via felibre)

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lindsaylohoean:

if the sun doesn’t rise before 7am so why the heck should i

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"My talents include sleeping and pretending that I’m doing okay." - “10 word story" series - #73 (via insanity-and-vanity)

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gl17ch3d-lati0s:

SPONGEBOB

WHY 

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB

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WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

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I think about this every time I have to write an essay

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spongebrah:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me
conversation at work
  • i work at a halloween haunted house park
  • Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
  • Me: Yeah? Why's that?
  • Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
  • Me: uh
  • Me: i dont get it
  • Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
  • Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
  • Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
  • girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
  • other boy: *SCREAMING*
  • girl: *SCREAMING*
  • me: *SCREAMING*
  • first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ

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