I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
This joke makes me so angry
"There is not one person in this world that is not cripplingly sad about something. You remember that before you open your mouth." - Unknown (via abbygubler)
(Source: e-cstasiy, via tau-r)