the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via assembling-philosophies)

REBLOG WITH 249,373 notes



english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via ilovefatcakes4ever)

REBLOG WITH 133,168 notes


it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

(Source: guy, via ilovefatcakes4ever)

REBLOG WITH 239,553 notes
"If I must choose, I would have kindness over intellect; give me a heart that loves, over a mind that thinks." - T.B. LaBerge // Things I’m learning at 25 (via tblaberge)

(via d-ramatically)

REBLOG WITH 1,372 notes


i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

(Source: affectin, via abusing)

REBLOG WITH 340,496 notes
perfectic theme